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Artist Details
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Art Paul Schlosser
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Contact:
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Date Born/Group Began:
1960
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Date Died/Group Ended:
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Also Known As:
| Art Paul Schlosser & Kink Machine (artpaul) |
| Art Paul Schlosser & Robert W Monthey (artpaul) |
| Art Paul Schlosser & Robin Good (artpaul) |
| Art Paul Schlosser with Michael Hill aka That Guy (artpaul) |
| Art Paul Schlosser with The G Wildens (artpaul) |
| Buddy Holly Cheesehead (artpaul) |
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Who is Art Paul Schlosser:
Charles Hughes of The Badger Herald
www.badgerherald.com/ said:
Art Paul Schlosser is one of Madison’s most popular and recognizable cultural figures, musical or otherwise. From his regular public-access show to his consistent appearances as a State Street busker, Art Paul has made something of a reputation for himself as one of the city’s most original musical personalities.
The great LukeSki of www.dementiaradio.com said:
If you haven't heard of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER before,Dr Demento described his work as "outsider music" and other DJs have compared him to such established funny music artists like Wild Man Fischer,Wesley Willis,Jandek,and even the fictitious cartoon character "Brak".In 2001,ART PAUL made a splash on "the Dr Demento show" with his song "Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich".He certainly got a big reaction from funny music fans and DJs alike,many of them wondering one thing;"Is this guy for real ?" Well I can assure you he is,having run into him as he was performing his unique brand of music next to the capitol building in our mutual hometown of Madison,Wisconsin.His energetic and positive personality shines through in his infectious acoustic guitar & kazoo driven original songs.I picked up his 7 CDs,began corresponding with him about funny music,and even made an appearance on his weekly cable access TV show on WYOU.
Tom Laskin of the Isthmus Newspaper
www.thedailypage.org said:
One of Madison's most enduring characters, Art Paul Schlosser has made a name for himself around the country with a steady stream of idiosyncratic songs that mix surrealistic imagery and his Christian beliefs with banal descriptions of his day-to-day life.
Jim Anderson of www.monk-music.com said:
Sometimes I think Art Paul Schlosser is like my Honda Element. People either love it or hate it. There seems to be little in-between.. Some people may not understand Art Paul's style of music, but I see what many others find endearing and unique about it. It seems to come from his heart, from his inner being, from the core of his essence. Yeah, I know that's where all artist's music is supposed to come from, but Art Paul has a one-of-a-kind approach to it.
Jeffrey Halleran of the MATC Clarion
www.matcmadison.edu/clarionline said: Madison's Very Own Musical Visionary
Mike Huberty of Maximum Ink www.maximumink.com said: If you're from Madison, then you know who Art Paul Schlosser is. He's the legendary street musician with the guitar, kazoo, and (sometimes) keyboard that's haunted State Street and Library Mall for over a decade. It's outsider music on the level of Wesley Willis or Jandek, but there's a sincere comic bent delivered with a goofy deadpan that makes you feel less guilty for laughing. And with Art, it's okay to laugh.
Rick Tvedt from www.localsounds.org said:
Sometimes it takes a little different perspective to fully appreciate an artist’s genius. Schlosser, as many of you know, has been a fixture in Madison music for a long time now. He’s a constant presence as a street musician on State Street but also makes rare club appearances, especially for benefits and fundraisers. It wasn’t until I heard “I’ll Meet You on Mars” with guitarist/harmonica player Robert W. Monthey joining Schlosser that I realized Schlosser is Madison’s own version of Syd Barrett; he writes songs that twist reality with clever wordplay and end up making a lot more sense than reality itself does.
But who really is Art Paul Schlosser ?
Maybe you don't really need to find out but check out his Wikipedia page and add to it if you like ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Paul_Schlosser
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| Facts: |
| ART PAUL SCHLOSSER has put out 28 different CDs on his label including the one he did with his wife Robin Good called Our Tribute To Shari Elf (artpaul) |
| Buddy Holly Cheesehead is a charecter Art Paul Schlosser made up which has cheese on his head and fake glasses and a suit. (artpaul) |
| ART PAUL SCHLOSSER has currently released on his label Art Paul Schlosser{The Tribute !} CD which you now can get at the mp3 store here at The Mad Music Archive (artpaul) |
| ART PAUL SCHLOSSER has just released a bunch of the videos that you can now watch at
http://www.youtube.com/artpaulschlosser (artpaul) |
| ART PAUL SCHLOSSER is a Street Musician that plays on State street in Madison,Wisconsin but he has been known to Travel sometimes and recently he played up in the Twin Cities at MarsCon 2007 and on WGN News in Chicago. (artpaul) |
| ART PAUL SCHLOSSER also has artwork and you can see pictures of it at http://www.myspace.com/artpaulschlosser (artpaul) |
| ART PAUL SCHLOSSER is currently compiling a new CD called Art Paul{The Remix Project} which will have various songs by Art Paul that have been remixed by various artist.Maybe you would be interested in remixing one ? If you are please send an E-mail to Art Paul at imaprince2001@yahoo.com (artpaul) |
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| Artist played on 149 shows: |
 | 02-11-01, #01-06 |  | 10-22-07, #MM-129 | | 06-15-08, #MMS-114 |
| 03-25-01, #01-12 | | 10-26-07, #MMDT20_07-42 | | 06-15-08, #08-24 |
| 06-10-01, #01-23 | | 10-28-07, #MMS-96 | | 06-20-08, #MMDT20_08-24 |
| 07-08-01, #01-27 | | 11-02-07, #MMDT20_07-43 | | 06-24-08, #KMCC-4-20 |
| 08-19-01, #01-33 | | 11-16-07, #MMDT20_07-45 | | 07-04-08, #MMDT20_08-26 |
| 12-30-01, #01-52 | | 11-23-07, #MMDT20_07-46 | | 07-04-08, #MMDT20_08-HY |
| 02-03-02, #02-05 | | 11-30-07, #MMDT20_07-47 | | 07-11-08, #MMDT20_08-27 |
| 04-21-02, #02-16 | | 12-04-07, #KMCC-4-07 | | 07-18-08, #MMDT20_08-28 |
| 07-13-03, #03-28 | | 12-07-07, #MMDT20_07-48 | | 08-07-08, #BR-08-28 |
| 08-31-03, #03-35 | | 12-14-07, #MMDT20_07-49 | | 08-15-08, #MMDT20_08-32 |
| 01-21-04, #KMCC_01-02 | | 12-21-07, #MMDT20_07-50 | | 08-22-08, #MMDT20_08-33 |
| 04-04-04, #04-14 | | 12-23-07, #MMS-103 | | 08-30-08, #MMCZ_SP01 |
| 04-07-04, #KMCC_1-08 | | 12-31-07, #MMS-106 | | 09-05-08, #MMDT20_08-35 |
| 06-23-04, #KMCC_1-15 | | 01-22-08, #KMCC-4-09 | | 09-09-08, #KMCC-5-01 |
| 07-04-04, #04-27 | | 01-25-08, #MMDT20_08-03 | | 09-19-08, #MMDT20_08-37 |
| 08-22-04, #04-34 | | 01-26-08, #ROTP_179 | | 09-30-08, #BAD_08-09-30 |
| 09-05-04, #XM-67 | | 02-01-08, #MMDT20_08-04 | | 10-31-08, #MMDT20_08-43 |
| 09-19-04, #XM-69 | | 02-08-08, #MMDT20_08-05 | | 11-02-08, #08-44 |
| 09-29-04, #KMCC_02-01 | | 02-15-08, #MMDT20_08-06 | | 11-18-08, #KMCC-5-06 |
| 10-06-04, #KMCC_02-02 | | 02-16-08, #MMCZ_08-07 | | 11-21-08, #MMDT20_08-46 |
| 11-21-04, #04-47 | | 02-19-08, #KMCC-4-11 | | 12-02-08, #BAD_08-12-02 |
| 12-08-04, #KMCC_2-07 | | 02-22-08, #MMDT20_08-07 | | 12-16-08, #BAD_08-12-16 |
| 01-16-05, #05-03 | | 02-29-08, #MMDT20_08-08 | | 12-19-08, #MMDT20_08-50 |
| 02-20-05, #XM-91 | | 02-29-08, #BR-08-08 | | 12-21-08, #BAD_08-12-21 |
| 10-16-05, #05-42 | | 03-07-08, #MMDT20_08-09 | | 12-30-08, #BAD_12-30-08 |
| 12-24-05, #MMS-10 | | 03-14-08, #MMDT20_08-10 | | 12-31-08, #MMDT20_08-FY |
| 01-07-06, #MMS-12 | | 03-15-08, #MMCZ_08-11 | | 01-06-09, #BAD_01-06-09 |
| 01-22-06, #MMS-14 | | 03-21-08, #MMDT20_08-11 | | 02-06-09, #BR-09-59 |
| 02-07-06, #KMCC_2-14 | | 03-28-08, #MMDT20_08-12 | | 02-24-09, #KMCC_05-11 |
| 05-21-06, #MMS-28 | | 04-04-08, #MMDT20_08-13 | | 03-10-09, #BAD_03-10-09 |
| 10-08-06, #MMS-48 | | 04-05-08, #MMCZ_08-14 | | 06-02-09, #KMCC_05-18 |
| 10-21-06, #ROTP_113 | | 04-11-08, #MMDT20_08-14 | | 06-19-09, #BR-09-70 |
| 12-23-06, #ROTP_122 | | 04-18-08, #MMDT20_08-15 | | 06-30-09, #KMCC_5-20 |
| 01-07-07, #MMS-61 | | 04-25-08, #MMDT20_08-16 | | 07-12-09, #BAD_07-12-09 |
| 01-28-07, #ROTP_127 | | 04-26-08, #MMCZ_08-17 | | 07-17-09, #BR-09-73 |
| 04-09-07, #MM-103 | | 04-29-08, #KMCC-4-16 | | 07-26-09, #BAD_07-26-09 |
| 04-14-07, #ROTP_138 | | 05-02-08, #MMDT20_08-17 | | 08-09-09, #BAD_08-09-09 |
| 07-02-07, #MMS-84 | | 05-11-08, #MMS-112 | | 08-23-09, #BAD_08-23-09 |
| 09-01-07, #ROTP_158 | | 05-13-08, #KMCC-4-17 | | 10-06-09, #KMCC_6-02 |
| 09-07-07, #MMDT20_07-35 | | 05-18-08, #BAD_08-05-18 | | 10-09-09, #BR-09-85 |
| 09-09-07, #07-36 | | 05-24-08, #ROTP_196 | | 10-11-09, #MMS-130 |
| 09-14-07, #MMDT20_07-36 | | 05-25-08, #BAD_08-05-25 | | 10-18-09, #MMCZ-09-38 |
| 09-15-07, #ROTP_160 | | 05-30-08, #MMDT20_08-21 | | 11-18-09, #KMCC_6-03 |
| 09-21-07, #MMDT20_07-37 | | 06-01-08, #BAD_08-06-01 | | 12-19-09, #ROTP_278 |
| 09-28-07, #MMDT20_07-38 | | 06-06-08, #MMDT20_08-22 | | 01-02-10, #ROTP_280 |
| 09-29-07, #ROTP_162 | | 06-08-08, #08-23 | | 03-20-10, #ROTP_291 |
| 10-05-07, #MMDT20_07-39 | | 06-08-08, #BAD_08-06-08 | | 03-28-10, #MMCZ-10-13 |
| 10-07-07, #MMS-95 | | 06-10-08, #KMCC-4-19 | | 05-22-10, #ROTP_300 |
| 10-12-07, #MMDT20_07-40 | | 06-13-08, #MMDT20_08-23 | | 07-18-10, #MMCZ-10-30 |
| 10-19-07, #MMDT20_07-41 | | 06-14-08, #MMCZ_0050 | | |
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(A Cheese That's Real) Not Fade Away
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10 O'clock News
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13 Reasons
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1st Church of Beatlemania, The
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2 Seasons
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2nd Coming Boogie
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3 Note Song
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3-6 Headed
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30 Over the Edge at 29
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30 Over the Edge at 29 (Live at the Hog)
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4
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4 Again
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5
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5 the Remix
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Art Paul Schlosser with Kink Machine
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99-99
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99-99 (Live at the Club De Wash)
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Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
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A Bit of Logic
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A Christmas Letter (Ambulance Version)
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A Day In the Life
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A Dream Come True
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A Dream Come True (Live at the Hog)
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A Dream Come True (Reinventing version)
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A Few Words about Jesus
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A Flower Grew
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A Hole In the Bottom of My Shoe
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A Hundred Thousand to Me Sounds Fair
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Art Paul Schlosser & Jim Anderson
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A News Bulletin
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A Poet I Am
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A, A7, Am (Red Lemons Intro)
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Art Paul Schlosser (with Bob Monthey)
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About Things
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Acappella
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Adam on the Juice Harp
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Advice
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Ain't It Great
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Airplane Story, The
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Alice
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Amazing Grace
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Amazing Grace (from Scum Always Rises…)
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Amazing Grace (Live at the Hog)
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American Idol
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Art Paul Schlosser featuring Below Average Dave
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Angeline
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Angeline (from Songs I forgot…)
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Another Folk Song on the Radio
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Another Star Trek Sequel Blues
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Are You a Tree Killer?
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Are You Dumb enough (to Be Her Man)
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Are You Gullible
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Are You Over Me?
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Are You Ready?
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As Stars Come Out
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At The 400 Bar
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At The Elvis Concert
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Baby
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Ban The Klan
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Bass Song
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Be My Friend
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Be My Friend (djsmooth4lyfe remix)
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Be My Valentine
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Beach Old Lady
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Beach Old Lady Revisited
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Because Of Jesus
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Big Toes
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Bless the Lord Always
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Blowing in the Wind & Going Down the Road Feeling Good (Live at the Hog)
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Blue Grass
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Blunt
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Body Odor Blues
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Boyfriend's Mean
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Boyfriend's Mean (Reinventing version)
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Boyfriend's Mean (They Won't Play This on the Country Western Radio CD version)
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Brainwashed
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Busy Day Begins, The
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Bye Bye Ba-Baby
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Bye Bye Ba-Baby (Happy Birthday version)
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C.A.R.E.
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Cabinet Making and Tying Your Shoes
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Can't Eat It
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Car Won't Start (Regular Phone)
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Car Won't Start (Speaker Phone)
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Cat's Making Noises
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Cat/Horse Joke
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Character Inside, The
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Cheap Romance
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Cheddar Cheese
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Cheddar Cheese (Live at the Club De Wash)
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Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
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Cheese for Christmas
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Cheesie Valentine
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Chilly Winds That Blow from Up North
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Chocolate
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Chocolate Candy
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Choke Soda
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Christian - Kristine (Reinventing version)
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Christine - Kristine
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Christmas Book Club, The
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Church Bell Lametation No. 1
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Colors By Voice
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Coming to Your Town
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Commercial
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Computer is Thinking, The
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Confession Of A Pinball Addict
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Confindently Sincerely Forever Goodbye (but it's really:If I knew you and you knew me)
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Congestion
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Cooking Song, The
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Corn joke
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CORP. Greed
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Country Western Music
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Cow Pie
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Cow T-shirt Jingle (Live at the Hog)
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Cow T-shirt Jingle, The
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Cows at the Zoo, The
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Dairy Farming On Mars
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Darling Darlene
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Darling I'm in Love But!
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Darling I'm in Love, But?
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Dead Fish Deodorant
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Dead Skunk Perfume
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Deception
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Detox
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Different
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Disco Cleopatra (Live at the Club De Wash)
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Do Re Me (The Parody)
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Do You Want To Walk On Water?
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Do You Wonder
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Does This Sound Familiar?
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Don't Paint My Blues Blue
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Door Bell I
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Door Bell II
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Dough Ray Me
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Drink Milk Rap
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Drink Milk Rap (Live at the Club De Wash)
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Eat Cheese Do
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Eat Nutritiously
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Eating Cheese
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Either the Night Before Christmas of the Day After I Got Paid Still Getting Drunk at the Bar
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Elephant Song, The
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Elvis Burger Joke
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End is the Beginning, The
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End Times Poetry
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End, The
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End, The
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European Girls
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European Girls (Live at the Club De Wash)
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Everybody
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Everybody Get Weird!
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the great Luke Ski & Art Paul Schlosser
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Everybody's Doin' It
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Art Paul Schlosser & Jim Anderson
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Everybody's Doing It (from Sum Always Rises…)
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Everytime You Go Away
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Exaggeration
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F.R.I.E.N.D.
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Farther Along
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Filler Song, The
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Forever & Forever Amen
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Free Bird
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Free Speech
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Funky Funky
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Garbage Rap
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Gary
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Generic Dedication Song
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Get The Lord Known (In Your Heart,Yeah)
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Get the New Sappy Crooner CD!
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Girlfriend With A Car
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Go Badgers Go!
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Go Tell It On The Swingset
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God is Great
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God is Watching You
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Going Down The Road Feeling Good
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Good Morning Good Morning
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Greene
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Grocery Store Incident, The
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Halloween
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Hand Guns Illegal
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Hand Hand Shake Shake Shake
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Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday (Live at the Hog)
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Happy New Year
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Harmonica Broke
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Harp Player Again, The
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Harp Player, The
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Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich
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Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich (remix version)
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Have I Got A Real Good Deal for You
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Have Yourself a Dairy Little Christmas
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He Died On A Cross For Me
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He Is Coming
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He Recycles Cans
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Health News
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Heart Attach
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Heaven Rag
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Heavy Metal Ukelele
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Help Me Have More Compassion Lord
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Help Me Help Me Jesus
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Help Me Trust You Lord
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Hey Birthday Boy (Art Paul Elvis version)
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Hey Birthday Boy (Art Paul)
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Hey Hey I'm Not the Monkees
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Hey Hey I'm Not The Monkees
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Hey Let's Talk
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The G Wildens & Art Paul Schlosser
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Hey Let's Talk
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Hey Let's Talk (G Wildens Mix)
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Hey-Bob a He-Bob a Be-Bob a Bo-Bob
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Hi Low
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Hi, How Are You (Live at the Club De Wash)
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Hi, How Are You (Live at the Hog)
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Hi, How Are You?
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Hi, How Are You? (Happy Birthday version)
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His Grace is Sufficient for You
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HollyWood Bell
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Hope You Don't Get Divorced
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How Do You Like My Pet?
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Human Guinea Pig
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Human Guinea Pig (live at MarsCon 2007)
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Hundred Thousand to Me Sounds Fair
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Hungry Man Blues
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Hurry Up and Wait
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Hurry! Stores are Closing!
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Hymn 1001
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I Am Me
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I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy
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I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy (Reinventing version)
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I Bet on the Packers
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I Bet on the Packers (Live at the Club De Wash)
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I Can Tell You Shop at Hot Topic
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I Can Tell You Shop at Hot(t) Topic (Live From MarsCon 2008)
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I Can't Breath No More
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I Don't Have To Swear
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I Don't Like To Argue
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I Don't Really Know
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I Don't Wanna Buy
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I Don't Want to be Cool
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I Don't Want To Find Waldo
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I Don't Want to Find Waldo (Reinventing version)
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I Found a Costume I
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I Found a Costume II
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I Got Dumped
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I Hate Doing Dishes
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I Hate Waiting In Line
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I Hate War
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I Heard You Just Had a Baby
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I Just Made It Up
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I Know
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I Like My Mother
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I Like My Mother (Reinventing version)
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I Like My Mother / Cockles and Mussels
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I Like Peace
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I Love You Said She
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I Love You?
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I Love You??
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I Married An Irish Lassy
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I Met a Snowwoman
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I Need You & You Need Me
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I Need You & You Need Me
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I Praise the Lord Everyday
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I Saw Her
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I Wanna Give You a Kiss (with Simon Peter)
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I Want a Date With the Menards Lady
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I Want to be Madonna (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser and Friends
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I Want to be Madonna (Reinventing version)
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I Want To Be Madonna?
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I Want to Hold Your Toe
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I Want to Shop Forever
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I Want You to Marry Me
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I Want You to Marry Me & Pink Pants (Live at the Hog)
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I Will Come to the Wedding
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I Will Come to the Wedding (Live at the Hog)
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I'll Be a Gnome for Christmas
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I'm a Cheese Head
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I'm A Clutz
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I'm A Prince
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I'm Blue
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I'm Blue Ahoo, Ahoo, Ahoo
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I'm Demoralizing Your Kids
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I'm Demoralizing Your Kids (Live at the Hog)
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I'm Glad It Was You
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I'm Glad We're Through (from Songs I Forgot…)
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I'm Glad We're Through (Ha Ha Ha Ha)
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I'm Gonna Eat Alot of Real Bad Food
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I'm Gonna Eat Alot of Real Bad Food II
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I'm Happy You're Back
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I'm Just Another Lost Island in the Sea
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I'm Not Begging
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I'm Not Here
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I'm Not Here (Different longer version)
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I'm Not Living for My Funeral
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I'm On Your Radio
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I'm Stuck in Quicksand and I Can't Get Out
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I'm Text Messaging
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I've Been Working on the Railroad
-
Art Paul Schlosser (with Robin Good)
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I've Found a Costume
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I've Got a Guitar (Materialistic version)
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I've Got a Guitar I
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I've Got a Guitar II
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I've Got a Guitar III
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I've Got a Guitar IV
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I've Got A Reason To Live
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I've Got a Superman T-shirt
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I've Got the Blues (from Songs I Forgot…)
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I've Got the Blues (Live at the Hog)
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I've Got the Blues/Then You've Got the Blues/More of I've Got the Blues
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If I Kissed You?
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If I Must Die
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If it Could be You (Live at the Hog)
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Imagination Factory, The
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Imagine If I Were John Lennon
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In An Echo of a Moment
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In Her Name with Love
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In the Cheap Rent District
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In the Silence of the Room
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Infinity
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Interesting
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Interesting No. 3
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Interesting No. II
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Internet
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Intro & Old Suzanna (Live at the Hog)
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Intro to a Hundred Thousand to Me Sounds Fair
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Intro to I Don't Wanna Buy
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Intro to: I'm Not Living for My Funeral
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Intro to: Keep Going
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Intro to: Why Should the Poor Always Play Free
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Intro: Warning
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Invisible Blues
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IRS is Coming to Town
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Is He For Real
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Is That Linda?
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It Takes a Whole World
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Jim Anderson
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It Takes a Whole World (from Scum Always Rises)
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It's a Snow Day!
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It's February Album Writing Month
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It's Hell!
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It's Jesus in Me
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It's Spring Time in Antarctica
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Jerk-a-lator (2)
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Jesus Blues
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Jesus has Given Me YOU
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Jesus is My Savior
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Jesus is My Valentine
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Jesus Is the Answer
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Jesus is the Joy if you Got The Blues
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Jesus Is the Joy When You've Got the Blues
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Jesus Loves Cowboys Too
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Jesus Loves Me This I Know
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Jesus Took Away My Drugs
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Jesus Took Away My Drugs (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
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John Chapter 8
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John Chapter 9
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Joy of Snow, The
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Jukebox
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Junk Mail
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Just 3 Words
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Just a Noise
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Just a Pest(but it's really: Confindently Sincerly Forever Goodbye)
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Just For You
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Kazoo Boy
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Keep Going
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Keep Going (Reinventing version)
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Kermit the Frog Aftershave
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King is Coming, The
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Kingdom of God First, The
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Kiss Me Darling (I've Got AIDS)
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Kiss Me Darling (I've Got AIDS) (Karl Brown Remix)
-
Karl Brown & Art Paul Schlosser
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KLONE Radio Station
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Knock Knock Joke 2
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Knock Knock Joke I
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Knocking On My Own Door
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KRUD Radio Station
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Kum ba ya
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Kurt Cobain
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Larry Lightning
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Larry Lightning (Live at the Hog)
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Latest Elvis Imitator, The
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Latest Elvis Impersonator (Live at the Hog), The
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Leftovers (Can't Eat It)
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Lemonade
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Lemonade (Live at the Hog)
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Let Me Wipe Your Tears Away
-
Art Paul Schlosser feat. Will Mueller
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Let's Eat Cheese Mama
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Let's Go Throw the Frisbee
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Let's Loiter
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Let's Make up Some Words
-
Art Paul Schlosser and Robin Good
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Let's Pick Up The Pieces Again
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Letz Dance (live from the radio)
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Letz Danze
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Life Is Grand
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Light My Cheese
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Lord Is There, The
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Lord Rap, The
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Love & Be Kind
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Love me Do (with Kazoo) & You Are My Sunshine (Live at the Hog)
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Love, Love, Love
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Madison
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Magnify The Lord with All Your Heart
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Make A Joyful Noise
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Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be Star Trek-kies or Scifi fanboys (live at Osyssey Con VI 2006)
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Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Star Trekkies or Scifi Fanboys
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Marilyn
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Mark Of The Beast, The
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Martin Luther King
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Mary Had a Big Lamb
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Mary Had a Little Lamb?
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Maybe You Think I'm Weird
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Maybe You Think I'm Weird (Reinventing version)
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Maybe You Think We're Weird (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
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Merry Christmas from Simon Peter
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Simon Peter Schlosser
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Merry Christmas Ya Ya Ya
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Misery Loves Company
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Misery Loves Company (They Won't Play This on the Country Western Radio CD version)
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Mocking Bird?
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Monument To Nothing
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Moo Moo Mania (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
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More Than You Know
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Movie is Over, The
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Moving Days song
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My Baby
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My Bicycle
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My Bicycle (Live at the Club De Wash)
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My Cat Was Taking a Bath
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My Cat Was Taking a Bath (from Songs I Forgot…)
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My Cat Was Taking a Bath (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
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My Cat Was Taking a Bath (Reinventing version)
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My Cat Was Taking a Bath (They Won't Play This on the Country Western Radio CD version)
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My Cat Was Taking a Bath Remix
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Michael Hill aka That Guy
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My Daddy Wore a Racoon Hat
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My Girl Friends So Old
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My Grace is Sufficient For You
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My Horse Only Came In Show
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My Mom is a Giraffe (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Robert W Monthey
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My Mother Is Reading A Book
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MY Name Is ART
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My New Year's Resolution
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My Pit Bull
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My Rocking Chair Has No Arms Blues
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My Sheep Follow Me
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Needs More Money
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Neither Either, Or Nor
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Never Go On A Date With A Thief
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Never Grow Up
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Night Mare (Night Mirror)
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Night Mirror (Speaker Phone)
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No Beer at the Bar
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No One Recognizes Me Anymore
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No Shoe Blues
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No Shoe Blues (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
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No Shoe Blues (Live at the Hog)
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Non-Alcoholic Dance Floor(but it's really High/Low)
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Now That The Was Is Over?
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O'When The Saints (Go Marching In)
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Odd Austin
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Oh For One More Visit with My Aunt and Uncles on the Farm
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Oh Mac Donald (with a talking dog)
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Oh Susanna
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Oh!
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On the Right
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One Chord Song (Reinventing version), The
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One Chord Song (The Sequel!), The
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One Chord Song, The
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One Note
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One Song Jesus
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Ordinary Blues
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Our Flag
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Our Gardens In The Hall
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Our Roof Leaks
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Owwwwwwwwwww! My Head Hurts
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Parade is Coming, The
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Passing The Buck
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Passing the Buck (from Songs I Forgot…)
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Pink Pants
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Pink Pants (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
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Pink Pants (Reinventing version)
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Pirates
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Pizza
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Pizza Growl (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Robert W Monthey
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Plaid Christmas
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Play Something Special
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Playground of The King, The
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Please ! Don't Blow Me Up
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Please Mr Policeman
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Please Mr Policeman
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Police Rap
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Politics Sucks Blues
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Politics Sucks Blues (from Songs I Forgot…)
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Pollution Blues
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Praise The Lord
|
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Praise The Lord and be Confident
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Jim Anderson
|
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Praise the Lord and be Confident (from Scum Always Rises…)
|
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Prom Date
|
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Punk Rock in the White House
|
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Purple Bananas (on the Moon) (Live at the Club De Wash)
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Purple Bananas (on the Moon) (Live at the Hog)
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Purple Bananas (on the Moon) (Reinventing version)
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Purple Bananas (on the Moon) (They Won't Play This On The Country Western Radio CD version)
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Purple Bananas On The Moon
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Purple Bananas On The Moon
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Purple Bananas On The Moon
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Put Some Cheese on It
|
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Quiet
|
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Red Hat Blues
|
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Red Red Red-Blue Rain
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Red River Valley
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Reinventing Myself
|
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Rejoice Blues
|
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Republican Song (Banjo version), The
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Republican Song (Guitar version), The
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Ride His Joyful Ride
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Robbery, The
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Rock of Salvation
|
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Ron Dayne
|
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Roses Blood Red
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Rosy the Vampirra
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Rudolph the Robot
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Salesman
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Santa Claus Twist
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Santa Claus Twist (They Won't Play This On The Country Western Radio version)
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Santa is Elvis
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Santa's In Jail
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Sara
-
The Guppy Effect & Art Paul Schlosser
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Scary Lumber Jack
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Scary Techno Song #5006
|
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Scary Techno Song Number 5006 (The Remix)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Michael Hill aka That Guy
|
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Scratch In the Record
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Scratch in the Record (Soggy Potato Chips mix)
-
Soggy Potato Chips & Art Paul Schlosser
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Scream
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Scream (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
|
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Scream (Live at the Hog)
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Scream! (from Songs I Forgot…)
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Screw My Head in a Light Bulb Socket
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Scum Always Rises to the Top
|
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Send Me a Kiss
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Setting Off The Alarm
|
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Shall the Circle be Unbroken
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Shall the Circle be Unbroken (from Songs I Forgot…)
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She Is A Butterfly of The Lord
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She is Talking on the Phone
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She Keeps Coming Back, Coming Back
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She Wore Black
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She'll Be My Honey
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Jim Anderson
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She's A Slow Walker
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She's Got a Gorgeous Beard
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She's Got A Gorgeous Beard (Be My Valentine version)
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She's Got a Gorgeous Beard (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
|
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She's So Cute
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She's the Only Dandelion in My Whole World
|
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Shortest & Even Shorter
|
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Shortest Song I Ever Wrote, The
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Silent Night I
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Simon Peter Simon Peter
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Sing More/Talk Less
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Sing Us a Song You're the Guitar Dude
|
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Skip to My Lou
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Sky is Dead, The
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Slap Jazz
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Slapple
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Sleighride?
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Smelt
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Smile Be Happy
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Smile You're on Kandid Kamera
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Smokin' Blues
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So What You're Dead
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Sometimes A Man he Don't get What He Wants
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Sound Bite
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Sound Bite II
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Sound Bite III
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Sound Check Song
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Space Poem
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Spots
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Spring
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Start Over
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Stop Smoking Now
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Super Duper Loud NOIZE
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Swatting A Fly
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Taco Green Paste on Cardboard(It also includes: The Food is Really Cool)
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Tail Tale
|
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Take Me out of the Army
-
Art Paul Schlosser
|
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Take Me Out to the Ball Game
|
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Talk Like A Parrot Day
|
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Techno Ravioli
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Techno-Technology
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Thank You for Your Critism
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Thanksgiving Stuffing
|
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That's Right
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That's the Time to Talk
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The Back Street Boys(I Want To Kill Them)
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The Food is Really Cool(but it's really:Won't it Feel Good)
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There's a Bear in the Barn, Mrs. Jones
|
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There's Jazz Around the Corner
|
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There's Still Hope
|
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There's Too Many Too Many Too Many Good Meal Blues
|
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These Chord Changes
|
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They Thought He Was a Wiseman
|
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They Won't Play this on Country Western Radio
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They're Coming to Get You
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This Brain I've Got
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This is the Buddy Song
|
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This One's Even Shorter
|
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Thorn In the Flesh
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Tiger Eats Tonight, The
-
Art Paul Schlosser and Spookster and the Scaremenots
|
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Time Goes So Fast
|
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|
Times They Are Changing Back, The
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Today's Dream
|
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Tom Dooley
|
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Tom Dooley I, Tom Dooley II
|
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Top 10 Reasons
|
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Traffic's Really Bad Here, The
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Train
|
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Trash Blues
|
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Tuna Casserole Rag
|
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Turtle Rabbit Dilemma, The
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U're the Only U that U've Got
|
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Uncle Frank's Christmas Message
|
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Undertaker
|
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Vacuum Rap
|
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Vegetables
|
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Vegetables (Live at the Hog)
|
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Venison Christmas
|
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Venison Christmas / Silent Night II
|
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Video Games
|
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|
Vitamin C
|
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|
Vote For Me, It's A Joke (Live at MarsCon 2008)
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|
Vote For Me, It's A Joke Again
|
|
|
Vote For Me/It's A Joke
|
|
|
W.W.J.D.
|
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|
W.W.J.D. (Reinventing version)
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Wait Patiently
|
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Walmart Sellout Song
|
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|
Waltz With Me Wanda
|
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Waltz With Me Wanda (Live at the Hog)
|
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Want to be a Librarian?
|
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We Don't Have To Have Sex
|
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We Say I Love You
|
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We Took A Pole
|
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We Will Still Be Friends
|
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Weather Man
|
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|
Weatherman
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Jim Anderson
|
|
|
WEIRD Radio Station
|
|
|
Were You Thinking?
|
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|
What Are You Doin' for The Lord?
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Jim Anderson
|
|
|
What are You Doing for the Lord? (from Scum Always Rises)
|
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What Are You Doing?
-
Billy Sea & Art Paul Schlosser
|
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What If I Wrote a Parody to Your Song
-
Art Paul Schlosser
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What if Your Guitar Was Gone
|
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|
What If Your Hair Was Gone and a Couple of Others
-
Art Paul Schlosser
|
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|
WHAT Radio Station
|
|
|
What!
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|
|
What's On The Radio
-
DJ Particle & Art Paul Schlosser
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When is Jesus Coming
|
|
|
Whispering Song, The
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|
Why Blow the Place Up (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
|
|
|
Why Should the Poor Always Play Free
|
|
|
Why?
|
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|
Wild Kazoo Thing
|
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|
Woman Blues
|
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|
Won't It Feel Good? (but it's really: Just a Pest)
|
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|
Words of Cheese
|
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|
Worst Pie, The
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|
Worst Pie, The
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|
Worst Restaurant (Live at the Hog)
|
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|
Worst Restaurant, The
|
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|
Writer's Block
|
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Xmas Morgue
|
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|
Yawning
|
|
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Yeah
|
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Yeah She'll be My Honey
|
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|
Yes-You Caught Me
|
|
|
Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie-O (Live at the Club De Wash)
-
Art Paul Schlosser & Friends
|
|
|
Yippy Yippy Yippy Yippy-O
|
|
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You Are A Bum
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You Are a Rose
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You are my Sunshine
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Art Paul Schlosser (with Robin Good)
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You Better Watch This
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You Can Leave
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You Don't Always Get What Your Due
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You Don't Got To Die
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You Don't Gotta
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You Draw Snakes Your Way, and I'll Draw Them My Way
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You Got To Be Cracked
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You Make Me Laugh
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Art Paul Schlosser & Jim Anderson
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You Make Me Laugh (from Scum Always Rises…)
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You Never Call Me Up
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You're Empty Inside
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You're Getting Wet
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You're Gonna Die
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You're the Only Dandelion in my Whole World (live from the radio)
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You've Got to Have Some Butter
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You've Gotta Have a Koke
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Your Car Is A UFO
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Your Life is a Circle
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Your Love & Friendship
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Your Love is the Sound Click in my Heart
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Your Music's Too Loud
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Your Music's Too Loud (from Songs I Forgot…)
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Z Instrumental
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Messages about the artist: "Art Paul Schlosser"
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Thanks so much but please call me Art Paul
Oh btw are you working on another song ?
I just release my Christmas song called Plaid Christmas and you can hear it at www.myspace.com/artpaulschlosser
--- Haul-E-Weird
Paul,
You are truly an original, and I applaud and appreciate your artistry.
Best regards,
~V~
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Paul,
You are truly an original, and I applaud and appreciate your artistry.
Best regards,
~V~
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