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Rank this week: 39 (↑52)
Duration: 1:41 
Release Date: 2004  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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It's great to be a mortician
The most agreeable people you meet
A cadaver's sort of beautician
whose techniques are awfully unique

You see, we start by making incisions
so that bodily fluids can flow!
And when this process is finished
on to the next step we must go

We then embalm the body
to keep it from smelling bad
We break a bone, maybe two
to get some clothes on you
and a smile so you don't look sad

Your friends will say, "It's a marvel!"
They never saw you look so good
Then it's off to the family plot
so you can begin to rot
in your own neighborhood..(ha ha)

"Good afternoon, Mrs. Jones.
Looking for something special for someone close?
Very close? Oh, I've got just the thing, now listen carefully."

Please try our gift certificate
to give to an ailing friend
Although it seems strange
A way to prearrange
It's the hottest trend

If you don't like your casket
after using it a year or more
We'll cheerfully buy it back
Put it on our discount rack
here in the back of our store

It's great to be a mortician!

...Oh, I love it.
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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