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Rank this week: 43 (↑41)
Duration: 3:51 
Release Date: 2005  (weirdojace) 
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Keywords: HARRY POTTER 
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  • Parody of "Hardware Store" by Weird Al Yankovic (weirdojace)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Nothing ever ever happens in this house
    Feeling shut-out, magic tricks are not allowed here
    I thought that I would go right out of my mind
    Until an owl brought me the news

    It said I was already enrolled
    In a crazy magic school a thousand years old
    So my uncle I told, “I quit this household”
    And I laced up both my shoes

    But he said “you’re not going anywhere
    You nasty little boy with your jacked-up hair
    Your aunt and I, well we really don’t care
    If you rot away in your room”

    But then a whole bunch of letters they arrived
    So many that my uncle and aunt were horrified
    And they tried to hide me, till Hagrid he surprised
    ’Em with a motorcycle and a brand new broom

    I can't wait, no I can't wait
    They say I’m gonna be a sorcerer
    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to meet
    Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to meet
    Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to meet (-ble) oh yes, I'm goin' to meet
    Dumbledore

    On the train, I met a guy named Ron
    A red-headed kid and we really got along
    Making stuff disappear with our magic wands
    It was really really really really really really great

    Then we met this girl, Hermione
    Who knew every spell there is from A to Z
    And we had ourselves some lunch, then unfortunately
    Old Malfoy showed his face

    Mean kid who likes to make trouble
    When he spots anybody related to a muggle
    And he calls them names, so we’re gonna burst his bubble
    Before this year is through

    Now the coach has started slowing down
    And I’m getting off the train and I’m looking all around
    And I get in a boat, and I very nearly drown
    Can’t believe it’s coming true

    I can't wait, no I can't wait
    Hagrid open up that great big door
    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to meet
    Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to meet
    Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to meet (-ble) oh yes, I'm goin' to meet
    Dumbledore

    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to be
    Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to be
    Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to be (-ble) oh yes, I'm gonna be in
    Gryffindor

    Would you look at all of Dumbledore’s stuff…

    He’s got suits of armor, moving stairs, and ghosts who wander everywhere and
    Talking pictures, headless knights, a trouble-making poltergeist and
    Maps that know where people are, and fighting trees and flying cars and
    Dinner plates that show up full, and cloaks that are invisible and

    Magic mirrors, crystal balls, dead girls who live in toilet stalls and
    Secret chambers down below where no one is allowed to go and
    Giant spiders, unicorns, and chamber pots in every dorm and
    Flying dragons, flying brooms, dementors when you’re feeling doomed and

    Potions that’ll make you sneeze and vomit frogs incessantly
    Exploding snap, cold butterbeer, Professor Snape’s acidic sneer and
    Snitches, quaffles, bludgers, wands, loose prisoners from Azkaban and
    Hippogriffs and blast-end skrewts and magic frogs and cats and newts and

    Every flavor jelly beans, gillyweed for human submarines and
    Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws, and animagus rats and dogs and
    Dungeons, boggarts, broken rules, patronuses, and magic duels, and
    Dirty rotten Slytherin cheaters, keepers, seekers, chasers, beaters

    I can't wait, no I can't wait
    I’m gonna get that evil Voldemort
    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to meet
    Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to meet
    Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to meet (-ble) oh yes, I'm goin' to meet
    Dumbledore

    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to be
    Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to be
    Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to be (-ble) oh yes, I'm gonna be in
    Gryffindor

    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to meet
    Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to meet
    Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to meet (-ble) oh yes, I'm goin' to meet
    Voldemort
    (weirdojace)
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