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CGI 
By: Sudden Death
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Rank this week: 54 (↑1)
Duration: 3:46 
Release Date: 2005  (M_Robertcop) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Produced By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
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  • Background vocals: Thom Uliasz, Steve Fernino (M_Robertcop)
  • Song Lyrics:

    [chorus]
    We don't need a plot we got CGI!
    We don't need a plot we got CGI!
    We don't need a plot we got CGI!
    We don't need a plot we got CGI!

    We got a writer a director and a nice set of boobs
    A hundred million dollar budget tell me how can we lose
    We got everything we need to make this movie a smash
    Except a story, characters, and that kind of trash
    We only even need one actor this time
    He doesn't even have to act 'cause we'll dub all his lines
    And he really only needs to be there for the screen test
    We'll do it on a green screen and we'll animate the rest
    Then we'll digitally make him look like Ben Afleck
    And put him up against a big Playstation graphic
    We gotta do it cheap so we don't have to do it well
    So we'll just make it fast and blurry so you really can't tell
    We got a plot hole the size of the Grand Canyon
    And the chick won't show her boobs so we'll have to use a stand-in
    Computer magic will now let us pretend
    It was on purpose and supposed to look that way in the end
    (chorus)

    Crossovers are the latest craze the fans are chasin'
    Alien versus Predator, and Freddy versus Jason
    We gotta get a part of this market while it's hot
    So quick run down a list of all the characters we got
    They did Puppet Master versus Demonic Toys
    Maybe we can do Buffy versus the Lost Boys
    Or maybe put her up against Blade unarmed
    Or make it a cat fight with the chicks from Charmed
    We'll put Lawnmower Man in a remake of Tron
    Hobbits could go up against the Leprechaun
    We can whip up an alien that's quite a looker
    For Star Trek 12: Kirk versus T.J. Hooker
    We need something hotter, so I know that we gotta
    Put Sabrina The Teenage Witch on a date with Harry Potter
    Could be scary, could be funny, could use an evil bunny
    Mix it like a meat grinder it'll make us lots of money
    (chorus)

    "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
    "Here, what's what sign say?"
    "Hollywood."
    "Hollywood?!"
    "Oh no!"
    "I hear all they make is sequels..."
    "... and remakes..."
    "... and flops..."
    "... oh my!"
    "Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my!
    Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my!
    Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my!
    Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my!"

    We're out of ideas, I mean we got nothin'
    But the sequels and the prequels and the spin-offs that we stuck in
    For us to have a future it's absolutely vital
    That people like films with "part seven" in the title
    Comic books can be an atomic force so we should get
    A list of all the comics that haven't been a movie yet
    I got one, and it hasn't been done
    Archie Comics: The Movie, starring Owen Wilson
    Or we could redo a foreign film once more
    Because it can't be subtitled, no one reads anymore
    The live action Garfield was a total flop
    But I'm hearing good things about the Marmaduke plot
    We'll do a teen sex comedy with a star who's thirty-three
    But there can't be any sex we need it rated PG
    So cut out all the silicon, even if it makes
    A plot hole big enough to be seen from space
    (chorus)

    We turn out crappier and crappier movies every time
    Just wait till you see Police Academy 9
    And if you don't like it there's nothing you can do
    We own the movie studios, and the theaters, too! Ha!
    (laughing)
    (samuel_whyte)
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