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Muppet Laboratories 
By: Rob Balder
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Rank this week: 41 (↑18)
Duration: 4:30 
Release Date: 2/23/2007  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Jonathan Coulton/Parody lyrics- Rob Balder (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Jonathan Coulton/Parody lyrics- Rob Balder (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Tom Rockwell (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Licensing: CC 
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  • A parody of Jonathan Coulton's "Skullcrusher Mountain" (ChrisWolvie)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Welcome to the Muppet Laboratories
    Where the future is being made today
    I see you've met my assistant Beaker
    He's not big on enunciation
    I assure he's helpful enough
    He's a sweetheart; calls me "mee-mee"
    And he has a way of being between me and stuff
    Whenever stuff blows up

    CHORUS
    Oh, and I've got a crush on you
    But I'm way too plush for you
    Even that Gonzo thinks I'm an odd one
    I'm not surprised if you agree
    But if you could find somehow to be
    A little less weirded-out by me
    You'd see the hands that control me
    From inside my foam say we shouldn't end this sketch.

    It isn't easy working in the Muppet Laboratories
    So maybe you could help me with this giant germ
    Would it kill you? OK, maybe
    The Germ Enlarger seemed like a good plan
    Beaker thought so; now it's got his head
    Hear him howling; man, he's loyal
    Maybe I should knock off paying him in bags of mouse food
    And think about cash instead

    Oh, and I've got a crush on you
    But I'm way too plush for you
    Even that Gonzo thinks I'm an odd one
    I'm not surprised if you agree
    But if you could find somehow to be
    A little less weirded-out by me
    You'd see the hands that control me
    From inside my foam say we shouldn't end this sketch.

    Picture the two of us inside your dressing room after the show
    With a bouquet of robot flowers and a glass of green Merlot
    And, though the side-effects of lab-made wine are sometimes quite...explosive,
    It won't intoxicate me half as much if I don't have you here

    I made this half-Elmo, half-Cookie Monster to please you
    But I get the feeling you like it too much
    What's with all the cackling?
    You like cookies, you like monsters
    Maybe you don't like Elmo so much
    Maybe we're all sadistic bas**ds
    And I'm gonna go to hell 'cause I ruined an Elmo
    Making a filk for you

    Oh, and I'm so into this
    But am I too sick for this
    Even that Tom Smith thinks I'm a bit much
    I'm not surprised if you agree
    Perhaps you could find somehow to be
    Normal, but it's too late for me
    I hear the voices in the hallway
    And they're telling me that we shouldn't end this yet
    We shouldn't end this yet
    We shouldn't end this yet
    (ChrisWolvie)
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