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  • Parody of "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" by Bing Crosby (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
    The King of Rock and Roll
    Take a look at the double chin
    He's weighing about 310
    With golden chains and sequined belt below

    There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
    Down at the K-Mart store
    But the scariest sight to see
    Is that jolly VIP
    In a pompadour

    A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots
    And a face you knew way back when
    A drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk
    And the hips that wiggled back then
    My mom and dad can barely wait to see the King again

    He's a Santa who sounds a lot like Elvis
    With every ho ho ho
    There's that faint peanut butter smell
    Whenever he says noel
    Those lips are always twitching to and fro

    There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
    Soon the band will start
    And the thing that would pleasure Bing
    Is a carol by the King
    Right here in K-mart

    You ain't nothing but a reindeer
    Flying all the time
    You ain't nothing but a reindeer
    Flying all the time
    Well you ain't never brought a present
    And you ain't no friend of mine

    Hey, we're here every day from 2 to 4. If you want to feed the reindeer just leave 'em a peanut butter and 'nanner sandwich. They'll eat it later.

    He's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
    Well, thank you very much. Thank you.
    Signs you can't ignore
    Well, I have put on a few pounds
    It's the wackiest thing to see
    Buddy Holly's on his knee
    Boy, you're a skinny little feller aren't you?
    And I'm almost sure
    Sure it's Elvis once more
    Uh, ho ho ho, ho ho ho. Thank you. Thank you very much.

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 4 shows:
    07-31-17, #MMS-21412-17-11, #11-51
    08-18-13, #MMS-16708-11-03, #ISGD-03-31
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