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Rank this week: 15 (↑105)
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Release Date: 1986  (The Judge) 
Lyrics By: Phil Pope/Rob Grant/Doug Naylor (The Judge) 
Music By: Phil Pope/Rob Grant/Doug Naylor (The Judge) 
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  • Grant & Naylor were the creators of the TV Sci-Fi comedy "Red Dwarf" (The Judge)
  • From satirical TV puppet show "Spitting Image" (The Judge)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
    When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
    Make another song, for mororonic holidays
    that nauseate-ate-ates in a million different ways
    From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
    No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance

    Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
    Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
    Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
    Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.

    Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapaho
    Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
    Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
    Casserole your gran, disembowel yourself with spears

    The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
    It's truly nauseating - let's do the dance again..

    Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
    Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
    Yes, you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
    And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
    You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars

    Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Araphaho
    Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
    Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
    And though you hate this song, you'll be humming it for weeks

    Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
    Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
    la la la la la la la....
    (The Judge)
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    The Judge   Offline  -  Donator  -  03-02-07 06:13 PM  -  12 years ago
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    The song was 'inspired' by the dreadful records which became summer hits in the UK from the mid-70s onwards, records which were usually first heard by Brit tourists on package holidays to Spain.

    As if to prove that satire can sometimes itself be satirised, "The Chicken Song" went to #1 in the UK singles chart...(!)
    shepo   Offline  -  Member  -  02-24-07 12:36 PM  -  12 years ago
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    cheers
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