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Rank this week: 39 (↑35)
Duration: 4:06 
Release Date: 11/10/2007  (ricloose) 
Lyrics By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Music By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Produced By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Released By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
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  • Parody of "Fernando" by ABBA sung as Arnold Schwarzenegger. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (Your underclothes, give them to me, dickwad!)

    Have you ever gone "Commando"?
    Have you ever just gone wild and left your underwear at home?
    There is danger in "Commando"
    For a zipper could get caught on something tender, make you bawl
    It could ruin you for months
    But, isn't freedom worth the risk of losing all?

    Lose the boxers, go "Commando"
    Take your fruit out of their looms, you're OK without BVDs
    Trash the briefs and go "Commando"

    (Hasta la vista, underwear)

    Nothing now to crush your grapes
    Into a pulp and make you whine
    And there's no "fly-fishing" done
    At urinals when sets of garments don't align

    I am flopping in the air tonight
    To left and right. "Commando"
    There is little now confining me
    Ah, liberty! "Commando"
    Though, at first, I thought it might be weird,
    There's no regret
    It's a feeling you won't find again
    I tell you men, "Commando"

    It's a feeling you won't find again
    Come on, be men, "Commando"

    (As usual, after the mission is over, you will have to be debriefed.)

    I'm a rebel, I'm "Commando"
    The missus says it's nice to have it now so close at hand
    But I can't control "Old Rambo"
    There are times when she will scowl at me and flash the evil eye
    She can see too easily it pleases me
    Each time a pretty girl walks by

    I'm forgoing underwear that's tight
    That wedge, that bite, "Commando"
    There is nothing now beneath these jeans
    But Frank and beans, "Commando"
    Oh, I'm never wearing skivvies now
    There's no regret
    Sometimes hear when I am wearing shorts
    "What's that thing, Sport?" "Commando"

    When shorts hang too loosely ‘round my legs
    "Sausage and eggs", "Commando"
    They are lying there for all to see
    I'm wild, I’m free, "Commando"
    Oh, I went and emptied out my drawers
    There's no regret
    Sometimes when I get excited there's
    A lot of stares "Commando"

    Hey guys, if women can show off their boobs
    Roll out your tubes "Commando"

    (Fade out slowly in the end like underwear do)
    (ricloose)
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