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I Kicked A Nerd 
By: Jeff Reuben
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Rank this week: 77 (↓1)
Duration: 3:07 
Release Date: 8/9/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
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I have to disagree with the first review. Knowing that Jeff is a self-described nerd, I find it ironic and funny. Jeff's raspy voice goes well with the topic, and the timing was spot on. 10- belowaveragedave
Terrible, just terrible. This guy should never, never, EVER be heard singing.- JustAGuy1988
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  • Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    English class not it go as planned
    Paid no attention
    I took the test, pen in hand
    But my intention
    To cheat off, the smart kid
    Just didn't work at all
    He ratted me out, now
    I'm in detention

    So,
    I kicked a nerd, in the backside
    He went to his basement to pout
    I kicked a nerd until he cried
    I hope the teachers don't find out
    Gave a wedgy
    Heaved mightily
    Yes, he wore tighty whiteys
    I kicked a nerd and I liked it
    Go try it

    In chess club he might be the champ
    But he is my pawn
    Spent summer at computer camp
    On Macs he does fawn
    Stratego, D and D
    A fighter/wizard/thief
    Waved his long sword at me
    I yanked his briefs

    I kicked a nerd, and I liked it
    The sound when his underwear splits
    I kicked a nerd just to spite him
    I know my girlfriend would join in
    Made him so scared
    He had to pee
    Sign on his back says "Kick Me"
    I kicked a nerd and I liked it
    Go try it

    Those nerds they are so gullible
    Pale skin, all bones and no muscle
    Foot up his ass makes him hustle
    Knows pi to twelve digits
    He's just a guy I need to hit

    I kicked a nerd and I liked it
    He's just too gangly to fight it
    I kicked a nerd just to try it
    Locked him in the girls room, naked
    He was so smart
    Challenged in height
    Stuffed in his locker all night
    I kicked a nerd and I liked it
    I liked it

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