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Rank this week: 48 (↑74)
Duration: 4:01 
Release Date: 1979  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Biggun, Dury, Jankel, Numan, Tudorpole, McPherson, Foreman, Simmons, R Wilson, C Wilson, R Wilson, & Taylor (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Biggun, Dury, Jankel, Numan, Tudorpole, McPherson, Foreman, Simmons, R Wilson, C Wilson, R Wilson, & Taylor (peterpuck9) 
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Released By: Dead Badger/Beggars Banquet (UK) (peterpuck9) 
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  • The name of the song it parodies is also the name of the artist that put it out. "Stars On 45" by Stars On 45. (CZW Ref Fan Steven)
  • Parody of "Stars On 45" which was a mix of various popular songs. (peterpuck9)
  • Actual title is apparently "Bra Size 45" (4face)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five,
    Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five

    Well I went out for a boogie, a week ago last Tuesday
    I was doing the Wiggin Hustle and the Palais Glide
    I met a girl in big suspenders and her booswams were stupendous
    Like two bald-headed men sitting side by side

    She wore a bra size forty-five, and she could jump and jive
    And when she stopped dancing, bits of her kept wobbling about
    She said you drive me crazy, burn some rubber on me, baby
    She grabbed my little whistle and she began to shout...

    Hit me with your rhythm stick, Hit me, Hit me
    Je t'adore, Ich liebe Dich, Hit me, Hit me, Hit me
    Hit me with your rhythm stick, I'm six feet tall and five feet thick
    Hit me, Hit me, Hit me...

    Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five

    I couldn't do nothing but stand and stare, she gave me a hug like a grizzly bear
    I couldn't see much, I thought I was dead, I had boobs upside my head
    Boobs upside my head, boobs upside my head

    Oh what a front she had, enough for me, my brother and Dad
    A chest of drawers no doubt, one with the top drawer half pulled out
    Oh what a front she'd got, believe me son, she's got the lot
    Right before my eyes, and she was bra size forty-five

    Erm, excuse me, what do I do now?
    (Man be cool - gotta get down and have a rap)
    I beg your pardon? I think I'll do a talking bit instead...

    She was the big economy size, her booswams were gigantic
    Like two fat little boys, wrestling under a blanket
    The flickering strobes lit up the globes that thrust from her pullover
    I think her name was June 'cause she was busting out all over

    She said, "Can you feel the force, do y'wanna take one step beyond?"
    I said, "Goodness gracious great balls of fire, there's a whole lotta shaking going on"
    She said, "Knock on wood, I'll blame it on the boogie, now what do ya think about that?"
    I said, "Ooh heck, it must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that"

    Not so much of the night fever, more like a belt with a tire lever
    She was not at all pendulous, in fact she was tremendulous!

    Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five,
    Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five

    She wore a bra size forty-five, and when they played "I will survive"
    She went crackers, and her animal desires became much keener
    She said "John, I'm only dancing, but I'd rather be romancing"
    She had me inside out and upside down in the back of my Cortina

    Hit me with your rhythm stick...

    [Tune switches to Cars by Gary Numan]

    And there in my car, the windows all steamed, and my throat on her chin
    She let it all hang out in bras (size forty-five)
    And there in my car, I thought "this is it", an instant replay,
    My foot out the window in bras (size forty-five)

    Oo-rah, Oo-rah, Oo-rah, ay,
    Over the hills and now I'm on my way
    I got out my tent pole and tudor
    Oo-rah, Oo-rah, Oo-rah, ay,
    Over the hills and now I'm on my way
    Come on, let's do the Bristol Stomp

    [Back to main song]

    She wore a bra size forty-five, I thought I never would revive
    When I tackled that young lady with the bounciest of blouses
    But she left me for a geezer who had much more chance to please her
    With his own master blaster and a pair of baggy trousers

    Oh what fun they had...

    Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five,
    Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five

    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Current Rating 9.5 (6 votes)
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