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Duration: 4:36 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 7/6/2009  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Dave Carroll (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Dave Carroll (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Keywords: AIRLINES, C & W, GUITARS, REVENGE 
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  • Based on a True Story (belowaveragedave)
  • J.P. Morgan famously said, "To hell with the public, I'm working for my stockholders!" A century later, corporations are more evil than they've ever been. Even when they were making 7 year olds work 12 hour shifts for 20 cents a week. Customer service is a joke that they farm out to Filipinos (they're non-union, their Spanish is good and Indians just aren't cost effective anymore) They need to get it through their greed-addled heads that it's a bad idea to annoy people with internet access who write country music. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I flew United Airlines on my way to Nebraska
    The plane departed, Halifax, connecting in Chicago’s “O’Hare”.
    While on the ground, a passenger said from the seat behind me,
    “My God, they’re throwing guitars out there”

    The band and I exchanged a look, best described as terror
    At the action on the tarmac, and knowing whose projectiles these would be
    So before I left Chicago, I alerted three employees
    Who showed complete indifference towards me

    United…
    (United…)
    You broke my Taylor Guitar
    United…
    (United…)
    Some big help you are

    You broke it, you should fix it
    You’re liable, just admit it
    I should’ve flown with someone else
    Or gone by car

    ‘Cause United breaks guitars.

    When we landed in Nebraska, I confirmed what I’d suspected
    My Taylor’d been the victim of a vicious act of malice at O’Hare

    So began a year long saga, of “Pass the buck”, “Don’t ask me”, and “I’m sorry, sir, your claim can go no where”.
    So to all the airlines people, from New York to New Dheli
    Including kind Ms. Irlweg, who says the final word from them is “no”.

    I heard all your excuses,
    And I’ve chased your wild gooses
    And this attitude of yours, I say, must go

    United…
    (United…)
    You broke my Taylor Guitar
    United…
    (United…)
    Some big help you are

    You broke it, you should fix it
    You’re liable, just admit it
    I should’ve flown with someone else
    Or gone by car

    ‘Cause United breaks guitars.

    Well, I won’t say that I’ll never fly with you again,
    ‘Cause, maybe, to save the world, I probably would,
    But that won’t likely happen,
    And if it did, I wouldn’t bring my luggage
    ‘Cause you’d just go and break it,
    Into a thousand pieces,
    Just like you broke my heart

    When United breaks guitars.

    United…
    (United…)
    You broke my Taylor Guitar
    United…
    (United…)
    Some big help you are

    You broke it, you should fix it
    You’re liable, just admit it
    I should’ve flown with someone else
    Or gone by car

    ‘Cause United breaks guitars.

    Yeah, United breaks guitars.

    Yeah, United breaks guitars.

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  10-29-09 01:44 PM  -  10 years ago
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    United lost Dave Carroll's luggage, again!
    "So how was Mr. Carroll’s most recent flight on United?

    This Everyman symbol of the aggrieved traveler was treated, well, like just another customer. United lost his bag."

    Medemia   Offline  -  Artist  -  08-25-09 01:49 PM  -  10 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    According to Davecarrollmusic.com, version 2 is now available. Can't check youtube to verify. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-UoERHaSQg
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