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Rank this week: 30 (↑53)
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3:21
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8/4/2009 (weirdojace)
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Al Yankovic (weirdojace)
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Music By:
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Al Yankovic (weirdojace)
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This song is not yet available in our store.
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| Facts: |
| The music video omits an entire verse from the song. (weirdojace) |
| Style parody of The White Stripes (weirdojace) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man the kind of man you'd never disrespect.
He stood eight foot tall, wore glasses, and he had a third nipple on the back of his neck.
He ate his own weight in coal and excreted diamonds ever day
he could throw you down a flight of stairs but you still would love him anyway
yeah you know you'd love him anyway, oh!
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour De France with two flat tires and a missing chain
He trained a rattle snake to do his laundry, I'm tellin' you the man was insane
He could rip out your beating heart and show it you right before ya died
Every day he made the host of Match Game, give him a piggy back ride
Yeah, a two hour piggy back ride
Giddy up, Gene!
Ninja warrior, master of disguise
he could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes
oh yeah
oh yeahhhh
he had his very own line at the DMV
he made sweet sweet love to a manatee
oh yeah oh yeah
that was something to see I'll tell ya
Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings as a potent aphrodisiac
He ran a four minute mile blindfolded with an engine block strapped to his back
he could eat more frozen waffles than any other man I know
Once he fell off the Chrysler building and he barely even stubbed his toe
had a tiny little scratch on his toe
didn't even hurt
Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion but he never ever told a soul
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw and swallow a Volkswagen whole
he'd bash your face in with a shovel if you didn't treat him like a star
'caus you can spit in the wind or touch Superman's cape but Lord knows you just dont' mess around with CNR
no no no
talkin' bout CNR
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| Current Rating: |
| 8.8 |
| (9 votes) |
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| Played on 30 shows: |
 | 08-05-09, #DM_08-05-09 |  | 09-27-09, #09-39 |
| 08-07-09, #MMDT20_09-32 | | 10-02-09, #MMDT20_09-40 |
| 08-14-09, #MMDT20_09-33 | | 10-09-09, #MMDT20_09-41 |
| 08-15-09, #DM_08-15-09 | | 10-16-09, #MMDT20_09-42 |
| 08-15-09, #ROTP_260 | | 10-23-09, #MMDT20_09-43 |
| 08-16-09, #09-33 | | 10-30-09, #MMDT20_09-44 |
| 08-21-09, #MMDT20_09-34 | | 11-06-09, #MMDT20_09-45 |
| 08-23-09, #MMCZ-09-32 | | 11-13-09, #MMDT20_09-46 |
| 08-28-09, #MMDT20_09-35 | | 11-20-09, #MMDT20_09-47 |
| 08-30-09, #09-35 | | 11-27-09, #MMDT20_09-48 |
| 09-04-09, #MMDT20_09-36 | | 11-29-09, #MMCZ-09-46 |
| 09-11-09, #MMDT20_09-37 | | 12-27-09, #09-52 |
| 09-13-09, #MMCZ-09-35 | | 12-31-09, #MMDT20_09-FY |
| 09-18-09, #MMDT20_09-38 | | 04-18-10, #MMCZ-10-16 |
| 09-25-09, #MMDT20_09-39 | | 06-25-10, #ROTP_305 |
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