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Duration: 3:50 
Release Date: 8/8/2010  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Soundclick Chart: 12th in Comedy, 4th in Parody (belowaveragedave)
  • Parody of "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    **COLD**

    Yo Dairy Queen, come serve it

    Ice Cream Addict
    Ice Cream Addict

    Nuts on top, Caramel it glistens
    Always new flavors so best pay attention
    Eat fast? That may hurt your head slightly
    Frozen so it's best when it's eaten lightly
    Temp'rature's dropped, don't care though
    Milk Shakes rock when it snows
    Top them with cream and cherry makes it taste whole
    Hot fudge for glaze and two scoops in a big bowl
    Great; The Rocky Road consumes
    but I think I'll have a Neapolitan split too
    Fresh Pies; they ain't right with no ice cream
    A La carte adds that kick that taste supreme
    Churn it or Buy it; it always taste great
    Just mix in diff'rent toppings to suit your taste
    If you're on a diet, don't give up it
    Light ice cream's good so c'mon let's cup it

    Ice Cream Addict Vanilla
    Ice Cream Addict Chocolate
    Ice Cream Addict Strawberry
    Ice Cream Addict Add Hot Fudge

    Now extra syrup I'm pumpin'
    Throw some pecans in, down my throat I am dumping
    Yogurt's too lean, it's too lean, ain't takin'
    Anything that is fake is forsaken
    Eatin' 'em; This is really simple
    Just one scoop of Vanilla Fudge Ripple
    If you like that, we can make it a triple
    If you're still cold, fry it 'til it's dark gold
    That trick's straight from Mexico
    Throw some candy bits and I'll be sold
    Getting a sugar high Think my mind has been fried
    Your head stopped? I switched to light
    I'll keep on eating 'til my pants pop
    It's Ten-Nineteen and I'm out of Choc'late Chip stock
    Store locked at ten man
    But I'm willing to overpay, Seven-Eleven foods
    Cleared them out--Took all their Ben & Jerry's
    Sixteen gallons of some Slow churned Edy's
    Walmart--They're open all the time
    Driving road rage-'cause I still need one with lime
    Heading back home from it all
    Now I'm feeling ill cause my stomachs track's stalled
    Pecans pumped out, felt like hell
    Filled to my mind, so the doctors tell
    Fin'lly got home and out I passed
    Woke the next day, went to my stash
    Cherry to Lemon, the Ice Box's packed
    I'm need to eat today before the back pain's back
    So do you all scream for that cold Ice Cream
    Well if you don't; more for me--the Dairy King
    If you are allergic, yo, don't try it
    Hand it to me, and my stomach can hide it

    Ice Cream Addict Banana
    Ice Cream Addict Caramel
    Ice Cream Addict Rocky Road
    Ice Cream Addict Add Hershey's

    My feed; caused my trainer to throw fits
    I'll never get too lean; resolution I've blown it
    Chow down on ev'ry flavor I've found
    Almonds top great and I pack on the pounds
    'cause the idea of a diet's no thrill
    Should be a crime just to say all the speel
    Sherbet I scorn
    It's a taste I can't accept
    It don't taste right, no way I can help end this
    Made-pure milk high grade Scooped like a sumo
    Ate after I paid, soda the choc'late chip's crammed
    If ice cream was a crime then I'd always be slammed
    Try to resist it but I'm always seduced
    Memorized by the cones and the fresh produce
    Put bell peppers in it, didn't solve it
    Just one more flavor and now I involve it

    Ice Cream headache
    I think my
    Stomach's had it
    My body's
    Now reacting
    I'm still an
    Ice Cream Addict
    My belly hurts

    Yo man, my belly's really hurting

    Ice Cream Addict--it's cold, it's cold
    I can't have it- it hurts, it hurts
    Save me Pepto-- Bismol, Bismol
    Ice Cream Addict-- no more, no more
    (belowaveragedave)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
    Played on 3 shows:
    05-27-14, #BWR-14-05-2708-09-10, #BAD_08-09-10
    08-13-10, #ROTP_312
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