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  • Parody of "I'm Like A Bird" by Nelly Furtado (Zapato)
  • Has Roger Ebert heard the song "I Like Ebert"? Our first two copies went to him and Dr. Demento (who discovered Weird Al). Roger sent us a copy of his latest book. On the inside cover he wrote, "For Ryan and Janna" and drew a picture of a thumbs-up! (staxwax)
  • Song Lyrics:
    When I want to
    See a flick
    And don’t know what to choose
    I turn to
    My favorite critic
    And I read his reviews

    And Leonard Maltin’s OK
    Gene Siskel was, too

    I like Ebert, and what he has to say
    Film goers counting on him
    When they’re reading his column
    (And baby all I need for you to know is)
    I like Ebert, he really makes my day
    He’s the best movie watcher
    With the first name of Roger

    I don’t think he
    Liked “Gladiator”
    When he said this film sucks
    But he kept me
    From the theater
    And he saved me eight bucks

    And when he’s on TV
    My nose is on the screen

    I like Ebert, I really love his show
    Like the way that he sums up
    All those films with a thumbs up
    (And baby all I need for you to know is)
    I like Ebert, and everybody knows
    He’s the critic from Chicago
    Always taking up the front row
    (And baby all I need for you to know is)

    Well I don’t care that he’s got a wife
    And I’d be his co-host for life
    If he would leave Richard Roeper
    If movie popcorn were our love
    The one for Roger & me would have to be
    The biggest tub

    Oh, will he hold my hand
    When the lights go out, yeah
    Answer, man
    Thumbs up or thumbs down?

    I like Ebert (I like Ebert)
    He’s got real sexy glasses
    And a lot of movie passes
    (And baby all I need for you to know is)
    I like Ebert, I wanna take him home
    Nobody could look better
    With silver hair and a sweater
    (And baby all I need for you to know is)

    I like Ebert, and if he thinks I’m cute
    Pretty soon we’ll be getting
    Rave reviews for our wedding
    (And baby all I need for you to know is)
    I like Ebert, and when we say, “I do”
    Instead of rice over our heads
    They’ll be throwing Raisinets
    (And baby all I need for you to know is)

    I like Ebert, and on our honeymoon
    My “Citizen Kane”-loving big stud
    Will want to do it on rosebuds
    (And baby all I need for you to know is)
    I like Ebert, and when the night is through
    He’ll be calling his new bride
    A non-stop exciting thrill ride
    (And baby all I need for you to know is)

    But until then the balcony is closed
    (Zapato)
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