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  • Parody of Abbott & Costello's "Who's On First", "Hurts U Drive" & "Room & Board" type of routines. Play on words. (CZW Ref Fan Steven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (This is a parody of Abbott and Costello's 'Whos On First')
    A- Abbott
    C- Costello

    C- Hey Abbott! I went to your house last night and nobody was home.
    A- That's because I was out. I spent the evening with my mother.
    C- The same mother that lives on a farm?
    A- The very one.
    C- You spent the evening with your mamma.
    A- Absolutely.
    C- What a good son.
    A- I do my best.
    C- So, what did you and your dear sweet mommy do?
    A- I took my mother to a cockfight.
    (Canned laughter)
    C- You took your mother to a cockfight?!
    A- Certainly! She loves them!
    C- Eeeeeeyyy!!
    A- She bets on the biggest c**k.
    C- The biggest c**k?
    A- Sometimes she brings her own c**k.
    C- You're trying to tell me your mother has a c**k?
    A- Absolutely! It's the biggest c**k I've ever seen!
    (Canned laughter)
    C- OK, OK. I happen to know your car is in the shop.
    A- And what of it?
    C- How did you and your mother get to the cockfight?
    A- We rode my mother's ass into town.
    (Canned laughter)
    C- You rode your poor mother's ass into town?
    (Canned laughter - Applause)
    A- Of course we did. It's a big ass.
    (Canned laughter)
    C- I can't believe what I'm hearing!
    A- Calm down now.
    (Laughter continues)
    C- That's no way to treat your mother's ass.
    A- If you saw the way it moved... Whooa. Sometimes we even race her ass. Uh...Um. How much money do you got?
    C- Five dollars.
    A- You... You want a piece of the ass?
    (Canned laughter)
    C- You're trying to sell me a piece of your mother's ass?!
    A- Now don't get excited.
    C- Who's getting excited?
    A- Take it easy now.
    C- Alright... You rode your mother's ass all the way into town... Because your mother wanted to go see a couple of cocks fight, because she likes to bet on the biggest c**k...
    (Canned laughter)... Sounds like you had a great time.
    A- Yeah, we did. Until the end of the night. And then Tabby got stuck in a tree.
    C- Tabby?
    A- Yes, Tabby.
    C- Tabby, huh? Don't tell me... (Laughter)... That's what she calls her *****.
    (Canned laughter)
    A- What did you say?
    C- I said 'That's what she calls her *****.
    A- No you pervert! Tabby's the name of a cat!
    (Canned laughter - Applause)
    A- Yeeeayyyeeee!!!
    (davidlougy)
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