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Rank this week: 51 (↑32)
Duration: 1:24 
Release Date: 7/15/2014 
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SHOEBOX:
Math is bulls**t, it's all just made up
Science jerks invented numbers and said they do stuff
They made it all complex and made it hard to do
So they could say "nyeah nyeah we're smarter than you!"

IAN:
But math is natural, it's found everywhere!
SHOEBOX:
Oh yeah then what's the f***ing square root of a bear?
IAN:
That's not how it works, you just don't see...
SHOEBOX:
That sounds like more bulls**t excuses to me
IAN:
But a bear isn't a number, you see that's why...
SHOEBOX:
Ah, so only your made up constructs apply
IAN:
Numbers are made up? Dude, your brain's not good.
SHOEBOX:
Well when's the last time you saw a twelve s**t in the woods?
IAN:
Zaa?

SHOEBOX:
Math is bulls**t, there's just no such thing
It's not like f***ing fractions bloom in the spring
Science jerks made it up to pretend they got smarts
While the rest of us just sit around and laugh at our farts

IAN:
Math's a universal language that we all understand!
SHOEBOX:
Oh yeah then why aren't equations read at poetry jams?
IAN:
But you can use it to predict how the natural world works
SHOEBOX:
Then what's the average of a sunset and a pile of dirt?
IAN:
Wait...just...what...bleee?
SHOEBOX:
See your lies all fall apart under close scrutiny!
IAN:
But...I...I...I need a drink.
SHOEBOX:
See what happened there b***h? I just taught you to think!

SHOEBOX:
Math is bulls**t, you see what I mean?
Calculators are just automated lying machines
Give it up, science jerks, now you've had your fun
But now you're finally exposed, your deception is done!

IAN:
Clearly...I've wasted...my entire life.

©2014 Timothy F. Crist
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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