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Rank this week: 4 (↑63)
Duration: 4:57 
Release Date: 1985  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • From the album "World Dance Party" (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    This is a song about life as a spiraling force moving through the universe, unencumbered by modular time concepts. It's called "Life Sucks, Then You Die".

    My house burned down in a flash of thunder
    My wife ran off with a one-legged plumber
    The crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry
    My dog got squashed by a pick-up truck
    My son ran away and got hooked on drugs
    My daughter's knocked-up by the Class of '85

    People say that life is good; it don't seem good to me
    I'm lost without a paddle and I'm headed up s**t Creek
    People say that life is fun but I don't know why
    As far as I can tell,...
    LIFE SUCKS...then you die!

    The government dumps its toxic waste
    Right on top of my mother's grave
    A team of experts say it won't do her no harm
    But my sheep went crazy and killed my mule
    I cut off my dick with a power tool
    Fixing the hole where the meteor hit the barn (and it HURTS, too)

    People say that life is good but I just **** and moan
    I've got one foot on a banana peel, the other in the Twilight Zone
    People say that life is fun but I don't know why
    As far as I can tell,...
    LIFE SUCKS...then you die!

    (Let me hear some 'Yee-haw's out there!)

    I went to the store to buy some shells
    The gun went off and blew the owner to hell
    Now I'm sitting here in jail, singing this song
    And one guy wants to cut me with a knife
    Another guy wants me to be his wife...
    I wish they'd hang me before something really goes wrong!

    People say that life is good; give thanks for what you have
    When all you have is nothin', nothin' makes you glad.
    People say that life is fun but I don't know why
    As far as I can tell,...
    LIFE SUCKS...then you die!

    People say that life is fun but I don't know why
    As far as I can tell,...
    LIFE SUCKS...
    LIFE SUCKS...
    LIFE SUCKS...
    Then you die!

    (Let me hear some 'Yee-haw's out there!)
    (ChrisWolvie)
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