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Song Details
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| Facts: |
| "My Fat *** Itches" first recorded by Potbelly. (Bob Jones) |
| Ken Turetzky performs bad-attitude acoustic comedy in Dallas, Texas. (Bob Jones) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Been on the street all day
I've been all over town
Gonna be on my feet some more, you know I can't sit down
Because my fat *** itches
My fat *** itches
My fat *** itches
And oh, I can't be livin' thisaway
Old boy come up to me
Say, Buddy, you got a match?
I said, I don't have time right now
You know I gotta scratch
Because my fat *** itches
My fat *** itches
My fat *** itches
And oh, I can't be livin' thisaway
I'm ridin' in the subway
And ooh, I gotta scratch
A cop slaps on the handcuffs
And say, Boy, you can't do that
Just 'cause your fat *** itches
Your fat *** itches
Your fat *** itches
But oh, you can't be livin' thataway
Well, I used to have a woman
But I couldn't love her right
Said, Honey, please excuse me
And come back tomorrow night
Because my fat *** itches
My fat *** itches
My fat *** itches
And oh, I can't be livin' thisaway
Oh Lord, I've tried Preparation H, hot bath, high-fiber diet, yoga, meditation and prayer meetings. But nothing will relieve this nagging itch. I fear it will be with me until my last dyin' day.
....Baby, you don't know what discomfort is.
Aaaaaaaaah!
(©Ken Turetzky 1999)
The band:
Ken Turetzky: Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
Daria McBee: Background vocals
Lee Fortune: Lead guitars and bass guitar
Terry McIntyre: Percussion
"My Fat *** Itches" arranged by Paul Fromberg (Bob Jones) |
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| Current Rating: |
| 10.0 |
| (2 votes) |
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Messages about the song: "My Fat *** Itches"
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On April 17, 2005, Dr. Demento introduced "My Fat Ass Itches" this way:
“Think of the truly legendary giants of blues, like Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Bessie Smith, B.B. King. Well, none of them ever made a blues quite like this one: Ken Turetzky.”
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