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Duration: 3:47 
Release Date: 1982  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Mustard Records (some say World Records) (sav-man) 
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  • Said to be from a late '70s/early '80s album entitled TOURIN' THE TWO-STEP. (sav-man)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Now, friends I think I'm a pretty fair man
    But one damn thing that I can't stand
    When yer hustlin' bustlin' lookin' for a date
    And it doesn't really matter if her head's a little late
    'Cause ya turn the lights real low at night
    And ya grab 'er by the fat and ya pinch 'er tight
    A wormin' and a squirmin' but she never gets loose
    'Cause ya both know yer lookin' for a Christmas goose
    And ya both kinda think you've had enough cheap wine
    'Cause ya tied 'er up with binder twine
    And ya bend right over put yer face real close
    But yer eyes roll back and ya stop --

    'Cause she's got stinky breath
    Stinky, stinky, stinky
    Somethin' like grandpa dropped a rose
    But more like cousin Ethel's toes
    Stinky breath
    Stinky, stinky

    Now I like going to the old barn dance
    'Cause I get to wear a watch and my fancy pants
    And I two step, three step, promenade
    And I get real drunk and I get real odd
    And I look fer the honey with the real big front
    And I wanna pick 'er up like an elephant's trunk
    So I feed 'er and I gave 'er liquor all night long
    I took 'er outside, I showed 'er my song
    But she fell right back and she hit the muck
    Ya can't pass up the opportunity to get a lucky little kiss
    So ya pucker up and get real close
    But yer eyes roll back and ya stop --

    'Cause she's got stinky breath
    Stinky, stinky, stinky
    Somethin' like bottled Truck le Dump
    But more like eau Chateau le Skunk
    Stinky breath
    Stinky, stinky

    Now I'm not playin' too hard to get
    And I don't really care if she don't wanna pet
    And I ain't too picky when it comes to clothes
    And the same thing goes for her big thick nose
    And her wrinkled lips and her horse like tongue
    And her eye ball, even though there's only one
    And her legs full of hair, and leather like skin
    Or the crack in her head where the weather gets in
    'Cause I love that honey with the real big front
    And I love it when we snuggle up in my old bunk
    But I'm gettin' kinda tired of gettin' so damn close
    That my eyes roll back and I stop --

    'Cause she's got stinky breath
    Stinky, stinky, stinky
    Somethin' like grandpa droppped a rose
    But more like cousin Ethel's toes
    Stinky breath
    Stinky, stinky, stinky
    Somethin' like bottled Truck le Dump
    But more like eau Chateau le Skunk
    Stinky breath
    Stinky, stinky, stinky
    Somethin' like horses feet and hay
    But more like jersey cow pate
    Stinky breath
    Stinky, stinky
    Stinky
    Stinky
    (Backwoods)
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    Current Rating 9.8 (3 votes)
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